(via ashalee, loveyourchaos)
Taylor Momsen, why are you so sad? That’s what you get for going out in the rain without your raincoat.
I cackled.
reason #5,092,321 I am glad Poppy is a girl:
Kristen: what i want to know is how did people decide to START circumsizing. like who looked at a penis and was like “I know how to improve this”
‘You kissed me first, sweetheart. The second time you counted to ten before doing it again just incase I wanted to stop you. Pace. I’m gonna count to ten and then I’m going to start kiss you. If you don’t want me to, then you’re just gonna have to stop me. Ten, my love…’
Dawson’s Creek 4.14 - A Winter’s Tale
Basically my best thing ever.
REBLOG FOR TIF.
Facts about my life.
1) The Santa Clause is one of my favorite Christmas movies. Of all time. I love The Santa Clause beyond the telling of it.
2) The sequels are all right, but are 100% worthwhile because of this lady being ADORABLE.
3) Plus the third one has funny Canada jokes. This is what people look like in Canada!
Remember that time Santa baked her a delicious ham?
